Saturday, March 22, 2008

Nightmare Phone Sex

Forced Feminist-ization Audio Hypnotism

Has anyone you loved ever made you a mix tape? Mistress Dita loves music-

MY favorite is a very special alternative lifestyle brand of female superiority electro pop.

I love shaking my deviant ass

to another woman’s orgasmic beats, funk funky guitar riffs and penetrating bass with lyrics like

“Doll you make them feel so small-and they love it!” (PEACHES)

or

“Yeah yeah yeah
Uhh

It seems to me so strange
Check wallet for his name
His face is in the muck
I think his zippers stuck

He is perfect for me
To practice surgery
One look coagulates
Its time to operate

Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going

Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head

Come on lets take him home
I think i heard him groan
Hold on or he will sink
Just keep it going

You say your name but i know you can fake it
I can take it!

Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going

Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head”

When I was a tiny young thing first learning the ways of Male Mind Control I would make mix tapes for my lovers-I knew I could control and influence them with beautiful or seductive music. They would listen in their cars, on the train, at work, while in the shower and pretty soon…they’re were as mallable as silly putty. Can you remember what it felt like to pop mix tape into yr tape deck, heart skipping, ready to read between the lines? What does she mean by that? Why did she choose this song? Does she love me? Will she fuck me?

I have decided to offer MY special audio hypnosis pod casts with my favorite DOMINANT DIVA mind control music coupled with a special HYPNOTIC MESSAGES to select subs.

And in between each mean GRRRL track you’ll hear MY voice…the sirens call, calling you closer to the oceans edge. Get ready to wreck your ships little sluts.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Punitive Measures for Puny Members: CBT, You Know Me!!

I believe it was all you sick little freaks calling me, telling me about your tiny dicks (which forces me to scream) that caused me to come down with the flu. In fact, I was so disgusted with of all the pathetic freaks that call me looking for maltreatment that I had to take a week off to recover.

Well now I am back and I’m going to tear you all new ones because there is something I have no patience for at all: small dicks.

You guessed it. I HATE SMALL COCKS. They just shouldn’t exist and I plan to destroy them through intensive CBT practices. I wish that all men with tiny dinks would let me CBT them into non existance. Nothing makes me more satisfied.

It’s my personal goal to eradicate tiny dickism. Beginning here in the US and then globally. Will you join ME?