It may be spring break for some, but aspiring dick suckers all over the world are flocking to sunny Los Angeles, Ca to be a part of Mistress’s Grand Opening of “The LA Cock Sucking School For Sluts”. Mistress Dita has been instructing otherwise hopeless whores in the art of felatio for over five years. “I feel like my students really connect with me,” said Dita in an interview last Saturday night from the Grand reopening of Miss Kitty’s in Hollywood. “Everyone wants to be a good cock sucker and I remember that feeling…back when I was a tiny Dita and new to the world of hedonism and debauchery. I only wish I had a beautiful woman to guide me through what was simultaneously a very scary and exciting time for Me.”
“Many of the men who call me have very limited cock sucking experience. Their longing to suck cock may be a source of shame and anxiety. I teach my students that it is not only their right but their OBLIGATION to suck dick”. And what happens to the graduates of her program you may ask?
“Well, most of them go on to suck cock recreationally, while some have chosen to make a profession out of it. A few of them have sold themselves into indentured prostitution in order to cover the cost of tuition. They love it. The graduates of my program are typically the hardest working sluts under my heel. They bring in the most money! The Johns love them the best-they are consistently my most frequently requested ho’s in my Itty Bitty Penis Posse”.
Mistress Unconventional(Dita's Sister Extraordinaire) Reporting from Venice Beach.