Friday, May 30, 2008
Energy Vampires
I’m sure you’ve missed your Mistress so! I’ve received so many emails while I’ve been away from My many sweet slutty princesses (Missy Adorable Kitten so sorry I haven’t responded to your three sweet emails yet!) and I miss them so! The truth is running the lives of so many slaves, making both important and mundane decisions for My virtual army of mindless drones takes a lot of time energy! My time time and energy are limited and Mistress naturally thinks of herself first…Think about how exhausting it would be to command so many sissies and slaves? So you see why your lovely Mistress needed to take a break.
Over My vacation I went to my favorite store Agent Provocateur to spend the gift certificate My sweet little slave boi sent Me. I got the most adorable pair of tassled pasties and a very cute ruffly garter belt to hold up the silk stockings I couldn’t help but purchase! The stockings are white with a seam running up the back, too cute! Another day I went to get massages with My friends Mistress Rica, Daddy Reginold and submissive DeeDee.
We got Daddy into the girls locker room with us and had some fun with submissive DeeDee in the shower stalls! She was powerless over the three of us. She was really humiliated when we forced her to undress in front of all the straight women at the spa and marched her over to the showers! We sure cleared out the locker room but no one reported us. We made submissive DeeDee suck Daddy Reginolds dick while I squeezed and pulled and generally tortured her sweet freshly budding nipples (DeeDee just started taking hormones to get her little boobies and they are sooo sensitive right now!). Good thing she had that big black dick of Daddy Reginolds in her mouth or she would have made too much noise and the spa managers may have thrown us out! After our deep tissue massages there is nothing to calm Me down and work Me up like a good old fashioned dom on sub gang bang. Mistress Rica watched the door and threatened little DeeDee while Daddy and I got our rocks off. “You’d better be quiet you little slut or I’m going to slit your throat!” Rica would hiss at DeeDee everytime she started making too much noise! If you didn’t know DeeDee and you just overheard us you would have thought we were going to kill her but anyone could tell she LOVED IT! My little DeeDee all flushed and crying out in ecstasy and joy. Obviously this was one highlight of My vacation. Having time to focus on Myself was also incredibly necessary, you must understand how generous Mistress Dita and many of the Mistress’s on NF are with our time. So be greatful little slaves, for every minute you see the “available” signal because we are giving you our greatest gift of all, something we can never take back, our time and energy. Enjoy the gift and relish it without shame.
Your cruel and loving Mistress,
Dita
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Financial and Spiritual Ruin
forced him to change his NF screen name to “jackin sow”) has been ruined so quickly! It was only three short months ago that he fell into my sister’s clutches and already he has applied for additional credit cards and maxed those out. Yesterday WE (the royal WE…MY sis Mistress Unconventional and I) had him on cam in these pink little panties (some of my cast offs) crying and whining about an eviction notice! I could have almost peed myself laughing! We made him bring it over to the webcam and sure enough that little booger snot hasn’t paid in over two months! His landlord should take a lesson in corporate exploitation from MY SIS! She’d get her money then! Ha ha, just another fucking brick in the wall of our glistening empire!
I told the little fucker if he didn’t keep paying his cell phone bill and maintain SOME SORT OF CASH FLOW so that he can continue to call MY sister and I we were going to send “the dogs” out to castrate that little fuck while he sleeps in his car at night! Some might say that’s a little harsh but fuck, we all signed that contract and he signed his life away to us, balls first…
From Venice Beach…Mistress Dita
New Cult: Kidnap Fantasy
There have been a string of disapearances here in the Los Angeles area. Wives and girlfriends of men living and vacationing in the tiny coastal town were reported missing all along this strip of beach for over five years. It is not uncommon for people to disapear onto the beach, the beach provides a place of anonymity and it wouldn’t be the first time a man disapeared on his family along the famous and romatisized pier.
Yesterday a press release was released by the newly formed group “The House of Dita.” The 42 followers made this statement yesterday:
We are Dita’s slaves and sissies, we worship the High Goddess Mistress Dita
We were not kidnapped, we are not missing, we are safe and we entered this agreement of our own volition We are are safe here we have chosen to live our lives in the best way to serve and please The Mistress Dita.
The statement caused a splash of emotions as families across America were informed that their beloved family members had been brainwashed into servitude by the Mistress.
Men in the bohemian coastal town of Los Angeles were lured into the 26 year old professional sex workers home by women in bikini’s with promises of alchohol, drugs and kinky sex. The men were then taken into the home, denied sex and forced to engage in humiliating acts such as forced sex with other males. Men were forced to dress up in womens clothing, including underwear, sissy panties and lingerie and absurd characters from nursery rythmes, masturbate and perform cunnilingus and analingus on the “dominatrices”. The men were further humiliated by having their penis size criticized, nipples clamped, anal plugs were inserted into their asses while multiple women plugged all their holes, gang banging with three or more at a time on a single guy. They were gagged, beaten and forced to suck the 26 year old Mistress dildo. It was reported by many the Mistress also forced men to suck off her 23 year old Muscle Beach AllStar neighbor, Reginald Akumamba, through a glory hole the two had drilled between their walls. Reports indicate Miss Dita would ring a bell to alert Akumamba to insert his penis into the “glory hole”. Akumamba would then insert his sizable shaft through the rubber lined “glory hole”. Men on the other side of the hole would suck his penis until he experienced orgasm, ofter ejaculating on their faces or in the victims mouths. No charges could be filed against Dita since all the men have since consented to their kidnapping. There were 22 divorced filed yesterday as a direct result of the cults emergence from hiding. One wife of former attorney Jared Smith, said “I can’t believe my husband did this to me. We actually I can. Once I caught him wearing my panties and jacking off to pictures of black men with large penis’s and he always seemed really happy to go away on business trips. I couldn’t help but think it was because he was getting mixed up in something like this. Filthy pervert. He had a tiny dick anyway, let the fags have him.”
Since coming out from underground The cult can be seen being excorcised outside of Mistress Dita’s patio on the sand. One neighbor said “yeah, it’s a little weird, but it is nice to have the slaves around sometimes. Dita will have them go fetch us lemonade or pizza on the boardwalk, or last year for my birthday she had one of her dogs walk my dog every day for a year!” How are all the men housed? We decided to ask the diva herself “I inherited an apartment building a couple of blocks away. I have them living in little bunk beds. It makes it easier for me to keep tabs on them and then I can just send for one when I have a job for him or I want to punish or play with him. Besides they keep each other busy when I order them to be fuck buddies, snitch on eachother when one cum’s without my permission and they more than pay for the room and board with all the money they make me doing cam shows on NiteFlirt.com! I couldn’t ask for anything more.”
Monday, April 21, 2008
New SEXY Sissy Bitch Assignments
Here are some new SEXY SISSY BITCH assignments that My sister Mistress Unconventional has created:
New Sexy Sissy Bitch Wants to Have Fun Assignment (video link included):
Sexy Sissy Bitch Makeup Tutorial #1 (three video links included):
You can learn more about Her at Sissy Therapy Blog or Her Her Niteflirt blog!
Friday, April 18, 2008
Testosterone Files
Friday, April 11, 2008
Mistress Dita's Cock Sucking Academy Now Open!!
“Many of the men who call me have very limited cock sucking experience. Their longing to suck cock may be a source of shame and anxiety. I teach my students that it is not only their right but their OBLIGATION to suck dick”. And what happens to the graduates of her program you may ask?
“Well, most of them go on to suck cock recreationally, while some have chosen to make a profession out of it. A few of them have sold themselves into indentured prostitution in order to cover the cost of tuition. They love it. The graduates of my program are typically the hardest working sluts under my heel. They bring in the most money! The Johns love them the best-they are consistently my most frequently requested ho’s in my Itty Bitty Penis Posse”.
Mistress Unconventional(Dita's Sister Extraordinaire) Reporting from Venice Beach.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Forced Feminist-ization Audio Hypnotism
MY favorite is a very special alternative lifestyle brand of female superiority electro pop.
I love shaking my deviant ass
to another woman’s orgasmic beats, funk funky guitar riffs and penetrating bass with lyrics like
“Doll you make them feel so small-and they love it!” (PEACHES)
or
“Yeah yeah yeah
Uhh
It seems to me so strange
Check wallet for his name
His face is in the muck
I think his zippers stuck
He is perfect for me
To practice surgery
One look coagulates
Its time to operate
Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head
Come on lets take him home
I think i heard him groan
Hold on or he will sink
Just keep it going
You say your name but i know you can fake it
I can take it!
Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head”
When I was a tiny young thing first learning the ways of Male Mind Control I would make mix tapes for my lovers-I knew I could control and influence them with beautiful or seductive music. They would listen in their cars, on the train, at work, while in the shower and pretty soon…they’re were as mallable as silly putty. Can you remember what it felt like to pop mix tape into yr tape deck, heart skipping, ready to read between the lines? What does she mean by that? Why did she choose this song? Does she love me? Will she fuck me?
I have decided to offer MY special audio hypnosis pod casts with my favorite DOMINANT DIVA mind control music coupled with a special HYPNOTIC MESSAGES to select subs.
And in between each mean GRRRL track you’ll hear MY voice…the sirens call, calling you closer to the oceans edge. Get ready to wreck your ships little sluts.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Punitive Measures for Puny Members: CBT, You Know Me!!
Well now I am back and I’m going to tear you all new ones because there is something I have no patience for at all: small dicks.
You guessed it. I HATE SMALL COCKS. They just shouldn’t exist and I plan to destroy them through intensive CBT practices. I wish that all men with tiny dinks would let me CBT them into non existance. Nothing makes me more satisfied.
It’s my personal goal to eradicate tiny dickism. Beginning here in the US and then globally. Will you join ME?
Monday, February 25, 2008
Is That Your Dick or Is It a Cheeto?
My girlfriend Charlie was here tonight-studying and just hanging out. I turned on my phone to break up the monotony and because we really needed a good laugh after muddling through statistics all night! This ABSOLUTE IDIOT called us! He was telling us about what a tiny itty bitty baby dick he had and we were laughing and laughing. Charlie and I were making him measure his tiny little weewee while we laughed and yelled at him for having such an inferior package! I love the oppurtunity to brag about my Lover's GIGANTIC WHALE dick! It’s so enormous, the perfect size for Me!
I really honestly beleive that men with small dicks are just phasing out. What is that called, process of selection? It’s been so long since I’ve taken Bio but I remember learning all about vestibule organs (like pinky toes and appendixes) and pretty soon men with those little doll pricks are just going to either die out or their willies will shrivel up completely and be more like a second bellybutton. On second thought, I guess they will die out though, since they won’t be breeding (Thank God!). I take My work very seriously, and part of My responsibilty is to weed out those men that will reproduce and those who will not. I am making my most direct contribution to this natural selection by only breeding (if ever!) with a man with a very large dick. My secondary contribution is by beating and humiliating all you small dick mother fuckers and intimidating you into abstaining from breeding.
Oh yeah, in case I haven’t told you lately-you have bad genes. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON”T BREED!!!!!
I don’t even know why straight people have kids anyway. Every once in a while I get a hankering for some slippery man meat but 19 times outta a twenty I’ll take a nice hot wet cunt or a big rubber dick over any one made of flesh and blood. The few times any one of the cisgendered men I’ve slept with have accidentally gotten their jizz on MY beautiful skin (I’m allergic to man juice), I not only swelled up in a pinky puffy allergic reaction-they also received slaps accross the face in mid fuck. These are not men that like to be slapped around. I say “Who gives a fuck?”. If one of those meat headed Grecian God fools ever gets jizzm on this pretty bella DIVA again they’re “Blocked” forever.
Once I decided to sleep with this punk rocker. He sculputed amazing monsters and masks for horror movies, and he accidentally got some of his disgusting filthy man slime on Me and I slapped him accross the face and left him deserted in a hotel room. “FUCK THIS SHIT, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HOME ON THE BUS!” I screamed at his nasty ass. I left him in Del Mar, 100 miles from LA. I think he was such a puss he got a taxi. How I’ve digressed!
So here is some DITA trivia: Dita Hates SEMEN. DITA DETESTS SEMEN. DITA’s Divine Body also knows SEMEN is INFERIOR to Girlie Cum which is why SHE is allergic to man cum and thrives on GIRLIE cum. And on a non-sexual note--DITA smokes Capri Ultra Light Cigarettes when she is excited or under stress!
Don't forget to click daily on the following links as your act of daily worship and devotion to the Divine Goddess Mistress Dita!!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Daily Worship and New BDSM Network
In addition, You can also find Me on this new BDSM network--it is sort of like a kinky myspace and it is very easy to join. I'll see you and your friends there!! When you sign up, leave Me a comment on My profile.:
BSDM Mistresses and Slaves Social Network
On another note, I have been looking through a lot of the Niteflirt.com listings and I decided that I was going to look through some of the "Sex" sections. I typically don't look there because My listings are more in the domination section. I noticed today that in many of the girls' feedback that many asshole males wrote comments such as, "The best slut on Niteflirt", etc. I noticed this over and over again. This is very perturbing to Me.
Not that I have anything against any of the Women taking the sex calls, but it is very disturbing to Me that these men actually write "sluts, etc in the listings. I know that they are offering sexual services, but the perverts calling in should at least give them a certain amount of respect that the Women are providing services to meet their needs. I also looked through the feedback on the section of dominant Females, and I couldn't find any comments where men had called them names. Interesting.I suppose that is why I am so drawn to the domination aspect of it all, because I choose to work with men who know their place and know just how to speak to and demonstrate respect for Females. I am the One in control, and I feel that when men are "allowed" to call and and get sexual gratification at the drop of a dime that they then are the ones controlling the show. Dominant Women decide if, when, and how men receive any pleasure. One of those assholes better not even attempt to call Me, because I'll whoop the misogynist for every disrespectful comment that he has ever left.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Assignments for Broke-Ass Servants
Some of you losers are whining that you are BROKE ass fools!! So I have a few assignments that you can do to keep yourself busy and show how loyal and obedient you are to the Goddess Mistress Dita. You must click on these links, and Me EVERY SINGLE DAY if you can find My website on the list!! Click on EACH link!!
Your Place is Under My Boot
All you little whores should be very "happy".
I am finally going to get a p.o. box so that you can start sending the gifts that you so desperately continue to offer Me. Up until this point I have chosen to deny any of your pitiful attempts to impress ME with goods (Good job LOSERPIGGY JOEY on My $100 Tribute, you know I deserve the world) since I don't want any of you disgusting little piggies to know where I live. That's all I need is to be hosting an anarchist working group meeting or a cool dinner party entertaining My hip, intelligent and fashionable friends when some lame ass LOSER slaveboy shows us at My door with a giant Valentine's Day card or something.
Haha, that reminds Me. To My sister Mistress Unconventional: Remember when that BIG UGLY TRUCKSTOP HOOKER HILLBILLY LOSER SISSY ANGELICA sent you that ridiculous gigantic truck stop card?? That was so funny!! I couldn't stop laughing at his pathetic attempt to impress you...it was even more fun using it as a firestarter on the deck of your beachhouse in Mexico!! I hate that little fuck!!
On an personal note, I've just begun school which means I am spending pretty much zero time on sets doing makeup. The writer's strike was a big wake up call and since I was pretty much the best and hardest working makeup artist on the planet, I've decided to take it easy. I've enrolled in college and am working on My degress in Women and Queer Studies. For all of you heteronormative idiots who don't know what that means, look it up on wikipedia idiots.
Today I had My WOMEN'S STUDIES class where we discussed the historical oppression of WOMEN and even touched a bit on FEMALE SUPREMACY! Of course I had plenty to say about that!!
I have also made another friends in English class; she is a fellow Chicana Revolutionary. Member of the Bus Rider's union and My comrade in the struggle for freedom of oppression. Not that any of you little fucks are actually oppressed. You're so sick and tired of your disgusting privileged white upper middle class lives that you need a real bitch of a Woman like Me to kick you in the nuts to remind you that you don't own the world and that WE Women will control everything one day.
YOU: Stupid, heteronormative, white, mid-to-upper middle class, track home living, taking up too much in the physical space that you occupy, speaking out of turn because you think that your opinion is more valid or more intelligent than everyone else's, trying to "help" a Woman who is "struggling" to do something mechanical or something that you think you know how to do better.
ME: Superintelligent, beautiful, empowered DIVA. Kicking the shit out of your pathetic white boys, in fact I'm kicking you right out of your heteronormative little world with a good slap in the face or fuck in the ass. That's right...I'm the one who reminds you of your place in the world--right here, safe and under MY boot.
That's it LOSERS.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Punk Ass Hillbilly Randy Returns
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Punk Ass Hillbilly Randy Beware
I am Gonna Steal Your Girlfriend
As much as I love little bitty titties and luscious pussy, I could just never have a Woman as My full-time slave. See boys, I am a lady lover and a loser leaver. I make Women shoot cum farther than you can hawk a loogey. That woman who's crying out fake orgasms while you feebly attempt to "please her"--that's your girlfriend, and the bitch screwing her in the back of your car is Me of course. That's right losers, I just love to break up your relationship. In fact Mistress Dita is responsible for two divorces. That's right assholes, I just love to turn out those bisexual femme dykes, those Women who are confused enough to actually be dating you (probably because you are such a pussy and they are confused)-those are the Women I love to fuck!!
You've probably already seen the signs-that new and fascinating girlfriend that she's always talking about...Yeah, that's Me!! I'm gonna snatch her (haha, pardon My pun) right up from underneath ya. Yeah, cause you probably fuck her missionary style, you disgusting pig. You probably attempt to lick her pussy with big sloppy dumb ass licks, you probably dive right for the clit and try to do tongue jumping jacks while her poor clit is beaten, recoiling from your offensive tongue.
Then she gets to My house where I begin to romance her, open the doors for her, compliment her outfit, help her close the buttons on her gaping dress....let My fingers brush up softly against her tits until her nipples harden....Yup, that's just about the moment that your girlfriend starts cheating on you,hahaha!!!
And you are so pathetic that you turn around and call My humiliation line just so that I can further embarrass you!! You'll never learn. In fact, I am sure that your girlfriend will be getting her cunt exorcised by My black strap on cock (My favorite cyberskin one that matches My boots) while you cry and suck your thumb while her phone goes straight to voicemail and you see that you can't even talk to Me because I'm not online!
Slave Application
STATEMENT OF PURPOSE: It is the desire of Mistress Dita to provide a safe and anonymous environment for Her clients to explore Sado-Masochism, discipline, fetishism and Dominant/submissive activities.
.Disclaimer: It is also the responsibility of Her clients to accept personal liability for any and all participation in such activities, and agree to hold harmless and blameless Mistress Dita for any damage and/or loss or injury that may occurr while engaged in such mentioned activities.
PHONE ETIQUETTE: Just because you call a Mistress does not mean She will automatically accept you. It is up to you to PROVE TO HER that you are worth HER time- NOT the other way around. A Mistress speaks to hundreds of potential slaves, most of which get turned away, so you better make an impression if you want a chance to serve Her.
Know what you want to say to THE MISTRESS: This is akin to a job interview. If you're asked a question such as "What type of training do you want to explore?" don't say, "Uh, I dunno". Do you think that would impress a prospective employer? NO, and it won't impress Me either!! Come on, you have to have some idea of what you want after probably spending years jacking off to it. If you are embarrassed just get over it. THE MISTRESS has heard it all before.
A Mistress is NOT a phone sex operator unless SHE states so in HER ad. A Mistress is intelligent so don't try to masturbate while talking to Her. She is very perceptive and the next thing you'll hear is a dial tone.
Some Mistresses you may contact may sound cold and bored in the beginning of the conversation. This is a result of countless slaves wasting Her time and ignoring proper, common-sense etiquette. But, SHE may warm up to you provided that you are sincere.
Mistress Dita is Superior to you in many ways, but SHE cannot read your mind. If you want a session to be rewarding, then make sure you are specific about your needs and expectations
.When you contact the Mistress the first time She will ask you many questions.
KNOW THAT I AM A CRUEL BITCH
However, the first time that you call will be our "get to know you" phone call. This is when I will determine whether or not I wish to work with you. Remember that you need to earn the right to serve Me. I derive great pleasure from being served and need to ensure that I will enjoy working with the slaves that I choose. Remember that My desires always come first.