My girlfriend Charlie was here tonight-studying and just hanging out. I turned on my phone to break up the monotony and because we really needed a good laugh after muddling through statistics all night! This ABSOLUTE IDIOT called us! He was telling us about what a tiny itty bitty baby dick he had and we were laughing and laughing. Charlie and I were making him measure his tiny little weewee while we laughed and yelled at him for having such an inferior package! I love the oppurtunity to brag about my Lover's GIGANTIC WHALE dick! It’s so enormous, the perfect size for Me!
I really honestly beleive that men with small dicks are just phasing out. What is that called, process of selection? It’s been so long since I’ve taken Bio but I remember learning all about vestibule organs (like pinky toes and appendixes) and pretty soon men with those little doll pricks are just going to either die out or their willies will shrivel up completely and be more like a second bellybutton. On second thought, I guess they will die out though, since they won’t be breeding (Thank God!). I take My work very seriously, and part of My responsibilty is to weed out those men that will reproduce and those who will not. I am making my most direct contribution to this natural selection by only breeding (if ever!) with a man with a very large dick. My secondary contribution is by beating and humiliating all you small dick mother fuckers and intimidating you into abstaining from breeding.
Oh yeah, in case I haven’t told you lately-you have bad genes. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON”T BREED!!!!!
I don’t even know why straight people have kids anyway. Every once in a while I get a hankering for some slippery man meat but 19 times outta a twenty I’ll take a nice hot wet cunt or a big rubber dick over any one made of flesh and blood. The few times any one of the cisgendered men I’ve slept with have accidentally gotten their jizz on MY beautiful skin (I’m allergic to man juice), I not only swelled up in a pinky puffy allergic reaction-they also received slaps accross the face in mid fuck. These are not men that like to be slapped around. I say “Who gives a fuck?”. If one of those meat headed Grecian God fools ever gets jizzm on this pretty bella DIVA again they’re “Blocked” forever.
Once I decided to sleep with this punk rocker. He sculputed amazing monsters and masks for horror movies, and he accidentally got some of his disgusting filthy man slime on Me and I slapped him accross the face and left him deserted in a hotel room. “FUCK THIS SHIT, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HOME ON THE BUS!” I screamed at his nasty ass. I left him in Del Mar, 100 miles from LA. I think he was such a puss he got a taxi. How I’ve digressed!
So here is some DITA trivia: Dita Hates SEMEN. DITA DETESTS SEMEN. DITA’s Divine Body also knows SEMEN is INFERIOR to Girlie Cum which is why SHE is allergic to man cum and thrives on GIRLIE cum. And on a non-sexual note--DITA smokes Capri Ultra Light Cigarettes when she is excited or under stress!
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