As much as I love little bitty titties and luscious pussy, I could just never have a Woman as My full-time slave. See boys, I am a lady lover and a loser leaver. I make Women shoot cum farther than you can hawk a loogey. That woman who's crying out fake orgasms while you feebly attempt to "please her"--that's your girlfriend, and the bitch screwing her in the back of your car is Me of course. That's right losers, I just love to break up your relationship. In fact Mistress Dita is responsible for two divorces. That's right assholes, I just love to turn out those bisexual femme dykes, those Women who are confused enough to actually be dating you (probably because you are such a pussy and they are confused)-those are the Women I love to fuck!!
You've probably already seen the signs-that new and fascinating girlfriend that she's always talking about...Yeah, that's Me!! I'm gonna snatch her (haha, pardon My pun) right up from underneath ya. Yeah, cause you probably fuck her missionary style, you disgusting pig. You probably attempt to lick her pussy with big sloppy dumb ass licks, you probably dive right for the clit and try to do tongue jumping jacks while her poor clit is beaten, recoiling from your offensive tongue.
Then she gets to My house where I begin to romance her, open the doors for her, compliment her outfit, help her close the buttons on her gaping dress....let My fingers brush up softly against her tits until her nipples harden....Yup, that's just about the moment that your girlfriend starts cheating on you,hahaha!!!
And you are so pathetic that you turn around and call My humiliation line just so that I can further embarrass you!! You'll never learn. In fact, I am sure that your girlfriend will be getting her cunt exorcised by My black strap on cock (My favorite cyberskin one that matches My boots) while you cry and suck your thumb while her phone goes straight to voicemail and you see that you can't even talk to Me because I'm not online!
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