Punk Ass Hillbilly Randy Beware

Don't call Me if you are missing teeth and can't spell your own name--you need to enroll in Headstart and put some teeth on layaway. Oh yeah, and if you are so drunk on Coor's Light that you sound like you are going to vomit at any moment...It's really not any fun to humiliate you at all...You do it simply by existing in this world.

It's like playing chess with a chimp-you just can't feel good about winning. When you are this pathetic I can't even talk to you, I don't care about the money, homeboy was giving Me a stomachache. Fuck bad comments or a low score....YOUR JOB IS TO ENTERTAIN ME. YOUR NEEDS COME SECOND IF THEY'RE CONSIDERED AT ALL. In fact, its' just boring writing this.

I'm not going to make fun of your ridiculous french maid outfit either dumb ass. This is 2008.