All you little whores should be very "happy".
I am finally going to get a p.o. box so that you can start sending the gifts that you so desperately continue to offer Me. Up until this point I have chosen to deny any of your pitiful attempts to impress ME with goods (Good job LOSERPIGGY JOEY on My $100 Tribute, you know I deserve the world) since I don't want any of you disgusting little piggies to know where I live. That's all I need is to be hosting an anarchist working group meeting or a cool dinner party entertaining My hip, intelligent and fashionable friends when some lame ass LOSER slaveboy shows us at My door with a giant Valentine's Day card or something.
Haha, that reminds Me. To My sister Mistress Unconventional: Remember when that BIG UGLY TRUCKSTOP HOOKER HILLBILLY LOSER SISSY ANGELICA sent you that ridiculous gigantic truck stop card?? That was so funny!! I couldn't stop laughing at his pathetic attempt to impress you...it was even more fun using it as a firestarter on the deck of your beachhouse in Mexico!! I hate that little fuck!!
On an personal note, I've just begun school which means I am spending pretty much zero time on sets doing makeup. The writer's strike was a big wake up call and since I was pretty much the best and hardest working makeup artist on the planet, I've decided to take it easy. I've enrolled in college and am working on My degress in Women and Queer Studies. For all of you heteronormative idiots who don't know what that means, look it up on wikipedia idiots.
Today I had My WOMEN'S STUDIES class where we discussed the historical oppression of WOMEN and even touched a bit on FEMALE SUPREMACY! Of course I had plenty to say about that!!
I have also made another friends in English class; she is a fellow Chicana Revolutionary. Member of the Bus Rider's union and My comrade in the struggle for freedom of oppression. Not that any of you little fucks are actually oppressed. You're so sick and tired of your disgusting privileged white upper middle class lives that you need a real bitch of a Woman like Me to kick you in the nuts to remind you that you don't own the world and that WE Women will control everything one day.
YOU: Stupid, heteronormative, white, mid-to-upper middle class, track home living, taking up too much in the physical space that you occupy, speaking out of turn because you think that your opinion is more valid or more intelligent than everyone else's, trying to "help" a Woman who is "struggling" to do something mechanical or something that you think you know how to do better.
ME: Superintelligent, beautiful, empowered DIVA. Kicking the shit out of your pathetic white boys, in fact I'm kicking you right out of your heteronormative little world with a good slap in the face or fuck in the ass. That's right...I'm the one who reminds you of your place in the world--right here, safe and under MY boot.
That's it LOSERS.
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